Wild Eats  

A Cordon Bleu-trained chef embraces “glamping” cuisine, the art of stylish gourmet meals made outdoors—even in the deep boreal forest of Northern Manitoba.

 


When I told my Father that I was going on a whitewater canoe trip down Manitoba’s challenging Bloodvein River, he took a contemplative sip of his coffee, leaned back in his chair and said, “Camping, huh?”
I replied in the affirmative.  He said, “You know, the thing about camping is, it’s just so… ” I pondered what he could be thinking. That it’s fun? Rewarding? Challenging? Finally, he replied. “It’s just so… inconvenient.”

He had a point. Besides the undeniable charms of communing with nature and getting exercise via paddling and portaging, the whole point of this kind of camping trip seems to be removing yourself from the creature comforts of the city (Starbucks, microwave popcorn) and seeing how you do in the wild.

Then again, my dad had never heard of the new gourmet camping: I’m talking juicy steaks, exotic curries and chocolate fondue, with wines to match.

“Good food takes extra time, but there’s no reason you can’t eat fresh food on Day One or even weeks into a trip,” says Cameron White, owner and chief guide with the Winnipeg-based Red River Outfitters, as we paddle down a corkscrew of a river on the first day of a four-day expedition. The key to successful campfire cookery is not only to make sure you pack a well-balanced diet, but, more importantly, to be prepared. After all, there’s no way to source organic shade-grown Mexican coffee when you’re in the middle of the Manitoba bush.

White is prepared. I know this not only because I’m schlepping canoes and 50-pound dry barrels of food, tents and our fairly snazzy functional kitchen through poison ivy and across steep rock faces, but also because I caught a peek of his Master Meal Plan. Apparently, almost anything you can make at home can also be prepared in the wild. Working around minimal fresh ingredients so that spoilage isn’t an issue, the only limitation to campfire cookery is your imagination: Bannock pizza? Freshly baked cinnamon buns? Coming right up!
“It’s the thing people talk about second-most on a paddling trip,” my gourmet guide-in-training Lori Slobodian tells me, as we prep portobello mushroom appetizers on our first night. “First it’s the water level and rapids, and then it’s the food.” The mushrooms are an easy starter. I just clean and stem them before smearing the innards with a healthy dose of homemade pesto and topping them with mozzarella. Onto the grill they go. While the mushrooms sear and the cheese melts, we thread chunks of marinated chicken breast onto metal skewers and add wild rice and water to a lidded pot. Out of the fire and into our bellies: within an hour we have a fantastic meal. Plus, there’s chocolate fondue for dessert, with canned pineapple and fresh apple slices for dipping.

By Day Three I have capsized our Prospector canoe in the rapids (twice), my digital camera is full of water and I think I may have a poisonous spider bite. But the sun is shining, the beavers are busy and I smell bacon. What’s more, White is about to make his famous campfire coffee, which turns out to be an exercise in dexterity, gravity and wishful thinking.

“Watch this,” he says. He fills an old-school camping coffee pot and boils some water. Then he adds heaping tablespoons of fresh coffee grounds, lets it sit for several minutes and takes a few steps back from the fire. He starts swinging the pot in great circles, using centrifugal force to push the grounds to the bottom. He then dumps a big splash of coffee into the fire to get rid of any floaters and pours us cups of successfully rich, (almost) grounds-free cowboy coffee. As if his showmanship wasn’t enough, White spikes my mug with Bailey’s. It’s a great morning to be on the Bloodvein.

Later that day, as I take up my regular post in the kitchen tent, White tells me: “My job is to amaze people with the quality and variety of food along the river.” I certainly think my paddle mates will be surprised when they see what’s for dinner tonight. First, I mix up some bannock dough while Cam fires up the propane stove. I shape my dough into rounds, grate parmesan, mozzarella and asiago cheeses and slice up some veggies and some

Winnipeg-made Hungarian sausage. Then we fry one side of the dough rounds in a hot skillet before flipping them, adding sauce and toppings and slapping on a lid; just wait for the dough to rise and brown and the toppings to bubble. Before long we’re gorging ourselves on slices of rustic pizza and quivering with enjoyment. (The quivering might also have been caused by the mosquitoes.) It’s camping, but it’s also a gourmet cooking school.

On the last day of our paddling trip, I’m lying on a rock like a lizard basking in the late morning Manitoba sun, drying off from a dip in the crystalline river. My belly is full of that crazy coffee and fresh-baked cinnamon buns (just add water to pre-mixed dry ingredients, flatten and spread dough, slather on butter, cinnamon and brown sugar, and roll and slice). Within minutes they emerge from White’s cool campfire oven buttery, flakey and golden brown. I have to laugh at the fact that my first time ever making cinnamon buns has taken place in the middle of nowhere.

Which gets me thinking that maybe my dad was right about camping, after all. Paddling for days, the backbreaking portages, setting up the gear and my countless sundry bites have been more than a little inconvenient. But I suspect, as I chow down on a second cinnamon bun, that that’s what makes camping fare taste that much sweeter. wl

SIDEBAR
Glamping Gadgets
Replace that battered skillet with these modern essentials

What fun is having the meal of you life if you can’t get on your Globalstar Satellite Phone ($995, globalstar.ca) and tell your pals about it? If you burn the campfire pizza, perhaps you can order delivery.
Use a Primus Two-Burner Gas Stove ($56, mec.ca), so the risotto can be simmering on one element while you sear the duck breast on the other.
Pack Wild Boar Proscuitto ($14/100 grams, oyama
sausage.ca), the preferred cured-meat trail snack for Western foodies.
The Coleman Camping Coffee Maker ($69.99, canadiantire.ca) tops the list of cool camping gadgets: just rest atop a camp stove and it’s like you never left home.
As long as you don’t draw the short straw and have to carry this somewhat bulky appliance, there’s no beating the convenience of the Trailwood Camping Stove and Oven ($199, canadiantire.ca), for those times when you just have to have a roast beef and Yorkshire pudding dinner on the trail.

Go Now
Bloodvein River paddling trips with Red River Outfitters (redriveroutfitters.ca) begin at Artery Lake and can include a visit to one of the world’s most significant collection of pictographs. Fifteen- and eight-day itineraries are available ($1,900); the price includes transportation from Winnipeg, bush plane flights, all delicious meals on the river, equipment less sleeping bag and clothing, and a traditional native feast and sweat lodge experience at the end.
For this and other Manitoba experiences, visit Travel Manitoba (1-800-665-0040, travelmanitoba.com).

 

 


 


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